About Rick Warren: To Obama From Your Friendly, Liberal, Neighborhood Ku Klux Klan
Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:10PM Is there a klavern in your town? (In your town)
If not, then why not have us down? (Have us down)
You'll never recognize us, there's a smile upon our face
We're changin' all our dirty sheets and a cleanin' up the place
Yep, since we got a lawyer and a public relations man
We're your friendly, liberal, neighborhood Ku Klux Klan
Yes, we're your friendly, liberal, neighborhood Ku Klux Klan
Ever since we got that lawyer and that public relations man
'Course we did shoot one reporter, but he was just obscene
And you can't call us no filthy names - What does Anglo-Saxon mean?
(Performed by the Chad Mitchell Trio on "Violets of Dawn")
That's right mister president elect Obama sir, we here at the Klan want to be part of this new, inclusive national discussion. Can't we look past the things we disagree on and come together around our common core?
We promise not to use the "N" word, if you promise not to use the same bathroom, lunch counter, or water fountain as we folks who made the lifestyle choice to have a lighter skin.
And can we have one of our clergy on stage during your inaugural invocation? We promise he will wear a clean, starched, white sheet and no hood (that hood thing is just tacky don't you think? Isn't that one of the things we can agree on?). I mean we are on good solid Christian ground here. The Bible explicitly says we are allowed to own slaves.
Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT: you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.