Early Results: Rand Paul Beats Jack Conway in Kentucky

According to the McClatchy account Republican Rand Paul has “swamped” Jack Conway, his Democratic rival for the Senate in Kentucky. I am trying to avoid name calling and other histrionics. But this is so mind numbingly dumb, it makes me want to go skull fuck a rat. (I see that it was also just announced that Rubio won the Florida Senate race.

Pardon me while I go get myself a beer stein full of 96 proof Bellringer Gin and go hide under the bed. Goodnight all and God (I wish he existed) help us all.