His career performing a country music comedy act at county fairs ruined by a youtube clip of him performing “God is a Rubber Duck,” former FBI agent and private investigator Matt Eider has temporarily inherited the Chaos Café Bar and Grill in Port Kenyon California.
To keep his inheritance, all Matt has to do is face down his benefactor’s greedy widow, mutinous employees, rampaging demonstrators, a drunken blogger, maniacal Dobsons, a demented televangelist, and the men from SPIT, while finding stolen notes that could easily ruin Senator Duna Adisa the Democratic presidential nominee.
The good news is—he has two days to do it.
Excerpt:
“The Reverend Montana bids 30 coins of silver,” I said. “The question is do you want me to take it? Or do you want to trust me and go back to work?”
“There’s only one way to answer a question like that at the Chaos Café Bar and Grill,” Casey said. She walked over to the mysterious something covered with a sheet at the center of the bar. I had been ignoring it since I entered the room, and as she pulled the sheet off, I was glad I had.
Warty and hairy, it was the back half of a pig standing against a wheel of fortune, as though a pig had stepped halfway through the wheel. The wheel had an arrow at the top and numbers randomly painted in wedges around the edge. Casey pointed at it with an upturned hand and announced, “The Pig of Fate!”
“Slap the pig, spin the wheel, and take the ride!” Obama Bob said.
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